You value creative thinking, innovative ideas, self-starters, honest opinions, ballsiness and human assets.

You believe in the power of design, that a sense of humor goes a long way in business, that passion for what you do is necessary to be excellent at it, and that a perfectionist (although can be a pain in the ass at times) will always meet deadlines and do so with a great finished product.

You believe that someone who would take their job search to a national marketing campaign level just may be off-center enough to have something new, fresh and worthwhile to add to your company/organization.

You are committed to status quo, believe in micromanagement, insist all employees work on site (unless you are located in Wilmington, NC), believe in top-down communication or that the most important assets in a company/organization include dollar signs only.

You believe that design is just a way to make things "look pretty" and not a true contributor to the bottom line, always play it safe and never take risks, have no sense of humor about business (or anything else), or are looking for a "yes" person.

Sally is not interested in sales positions or work-at-home scams (or illicit proposals)...so, please don't waste your time or hers.